god doesn’t wear a mask

god doesn’t wear a mask
everybody knows his name
people know what time it is
when he puts out his game

god doesn’t leave the white house
without makin’ a scene
vicious clips for youtube
twitter and all in between

you say it doesn’t matter a whit
when things don’t work out how you want them to
just look a little further out honey
i wanna see what you do

god is a glass idol
whatever you want it to be
its human not fuan
no matter what you believe

Garibaldi’s Pigs

All of you saviours
The tme is now
Get in behind your holy milk cow

Lovin milk-cow
have you ever heard the White Album?
Don’t you know Slim Shady’s Cathy’s clown

 

 

 

R.I.P. Haydn Jones 15 August 2018

Reprinted from 
https://connachttribune.ie/body-of-missing-man-found-in-spiddal-300/

Body of missing man found in Spiddal

The body of a man who had been missing in the Spiddal area has been found.
49-year-old Haydn Jones was reported missing on Saturday.
The body of Mr. Jones was discovered by a Garda search team in a wooded area near Spiddal shortly after 7am today.
Gardai said foul play is not suspected and the body has been removed to University Hospital Galway for a post-mortem examination.
Mr Jones was originally from New Zealand and had been holidaying in Spiddal.

Axemen, Bitchin’ Bajas….

Axemen, Bitchin’ Bajas
Review, Sat., Nov. 28, 6 p.m. 2009

When: Sat., Nov. 28, 6 p.m. 2009

If in the world of classic New Zealand underground rock the Chills’ earnest pop represents the north pole and the Dead C’s corrosive noise is the south, then the Axemen are the molten center of the earth—their shambling, stylistically promiscuous, and occasionally tuneful postpunk is like a bad case of planetary heartburn. In band histories they claim they formed for political reasons, but the recorded evidence suggests that they just wanted to get up everyone’s noses. Their apex—or nadir, depending on your point of view—came in 1992, when they appeared on a children’s TV show in drag and plugged a record called Peter Wang Pud. Siltbreeze has reissued two early Axemen albums this year (a third is still forthcoming), and now guitarist Little Stevie McCabe and drummer Stu Kawowski are undertaking their first American tour. They’ve also got a new split seven-inch with Times New Viking, available only at shows, on which the two bands cover each other’s songs. Cave side project Bitchin’ Bajas opens. The Axemen also headline a show at 9:30 PM tonight at Rueben’s Palace. —Bill Meye

Alt-Right Now

trumptwitterAs a matter of fact we got a nuke out the back
Nobody cares, we shoot hackysack
Just like everyone, tell it like it is
Gonna be a gas, gonna be the shizz

Alt-right now – get off the cow
Alt-right now – govt get of my ass
alt right freedom its all over you
alt-right suffocate in Zyklon-B Gas

Too liitle early too little too late
Not takin the fakenews – not takin the bait
Crossin’ the border had to listen to Enya
Doesn’t mean Obama wasn’t born in Kenya

Alt-right now – sup at the table
Alt-right provin the power of the mass
Alright maybe you do’t believe me
Wait until your shower sprays Zyklon-B gas

Video: E@rworm LIVE| Human Hot Dogs

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E@rworm were a ‘concept’ band formed during Stevie McCabe’s 1 week stay in Columbus Ohio in July 2016.
They vowed to form the band, write and record a bunch of songs, do a gig and split citing musical differences in one week, all of which they achieved

E@rworm are *:
Stevie McCabe
The Great Richini
Kevin Failure
Matt Horseshit

* NB Matt Horseshit substituted ably for Frick on the live occasion and did an excellent sound engineering job on the live recording, natch

Video: Beer and Flintstones (E@rworm axemen cover, slight return)

Is this the America you want?
What you really really want?
or do you think you can do better on your own?
think America. just think.
otherwise fuck you

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E@rworm were a ‘concept’ band formed during Stevie McCabe’s 1 week stay in Columbus Ohio in July 2016.
They vowed to form the band, write and record a bunch of songs, do a gig and split citing musical differences in one week, all of which they achieved

E@rworm are *:
Stevie McCabe
The Great Richini
Kevin Failure
Bree Frick

* NB Matt Horseshit also supplemented their number at their only live gig with the absence of Frick

‘It was our Woodstock’

In this essay Stevie McCabe recounts the extraordinary events and undertakings which led up to E@rworm being invited to, and ultimately ended up headlining the infamous and iconic ‘bend the bars’ benefit gig held at the double happiness bar in Columbus Ohio, Aug 5 2016

1: the tunnel
I first met Richini in the summer of ’69 when the tunnel was just being built. Sure we were both babies at the time but it never came across ourselves to think about each other in those terms – we were just people.

Fast forward to 2016…
Richini and McCabe’s paths were once again to cross as was always destined – there are piteous few tunnel babies that made it into the 21st century alone without benefit of the ongoing support of their loved ones.

Ostensibly looking for couchspace, McCabe hounded Richini relentlessly until he finally got his foot in the door in the divisive Columbus of 2016. And so it was.

From that moment the stage was set for amazing things to happen.

2: enter kevin
On or about 2 August 2016 we received a visit from an unknown quantity: Kevin Failure from Pink Reason [google him kids, show some respect] turns up out if the blue asking if there’s any possible way we could make an appearance at his upcoming ‘bend the bars’ rock festival to be held at Double Happiness bar this coming Friday.
This was but one of what would become an increasing number of seemingly small pivot-points which would shape the future of all involved – and possibly the demise of humanity itself .

3: bend the bars

us2016-068The first I heard of the ‘bend the bars’ event was when Kevin came round and kicked in the news that authorities in Maracopa county, FLA had been forcing miscreant children and adult prisoners to refrain from presenting alternative texts to the constitution (ie the bible an Q’uran)  to their fellow citizens, which stirred a nationwide outcry as to where these ‘prisoners of conscience’ were getting their information from and 93 percent said ‘facebook’ bur could see it wasn’t that comfortable for them. i think this pope is clean.

As events started playing out at Standing Rock and in the level of public awareness of the injustices meted out to every one of us who is not a member of the global elite , and pockets across the union started whispering of secession it became all too apparent that some sort of event would  be the only way we could get our message across.

enter the double happiness crew.

Double-Happiness.jpgAfter tirelessly bouncing ideas with every rock venue in Columbus it was almost instantaneously settled. the double happiness bar would indeed be the center of  the epochal proceedings providing not only funding but protection for any and all  attendees.

at that moment the ‘bend the bars’ establishment realized they had a media fervor on their hands, and the landmark double happiness gig came into play as a reality.

prison-bars-copyPrisoners were asked to design their own posters for the gig but were chastened by not being allowed to put them up in their own cells for fear of another ‘Shawshank Rebellion’/El Chapo  type sophisticated tunneling breakout; yet some of these survive to this day.

this was our Woodstock, what more can i say. were we a phenomenon, yes, will we be remembered time will tell.

All i know is this was our Woodstock. just listen.*

*Special note: the part of Bree ‘frickin’ Ftick was undertaken by understudy Matt Horseshit for this particular live performance. In addition is regular role as stage sound engineer he effortlessly hooked up the awesome 8 track separated sound you hear here then proceeded to cut deep on the gat almost as ir were a cynical rejoinder.

Santa and the rainman wept. i didn’t.

Video: E@rworm – Do you yabbadabba doo? (Do you really like The Who?)

Do you really like The Who?
Do you like them like I do?
Facebook likes them – you should too
Are you experienced? Do you yabbadabba doo?

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E@rworm were a ‘concept’ band formed during Stevie McCabe’s 1 week stay in Columbus Ohio in July 2016.
They vowed to form the band, write and record a bunch of songs, do a gig and split citing musical differences in one week, all of which they achieved

E@rworm are *:
Stevie McCabe
The Great Richini
Kevin Failure
Bree Frick

* NB Matt Horseshit also supplemented their number at their only live gig with the absence of Frick

Video: E@rworm – Nude Descending a Staircase

Oh what a night
oh what a night we had
I thought our love was an open and shut case
You came down from heaven on a crystal globe
Like a nude descending a staircase

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E@rworm were a ‘concept’ band formed during Stevie McCabe’s 1 week stay in Columbus Ohio in July 2016.
They vowed to form the band, write and record a bunch of songs, do a gig and split citing musical differences in one week, all of which they achieved

E@rworm are *:
Stevie McCabe
The Great Richini
Kevin Failure
Bree Frick

* NB Matt Horseshit also supplemented their number at their only live gig with the absence of Frick

Video: E@rworm – the opposite of heroin

Nothing happens when i walk in the room
Nothing vital, inspiring or harrowing
I’m not addictive in any kinda sense
I’m the opposite of heroin
HUSH!

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E@rworm were a ‘concept’ band formed during Stevie McCabe’s 1 week stay in Columbus Ohio in July 2016.
They vowed to form the band, write and record a bunch of songs, do a gig and split citing musical differences in one week, all of which they achieved

E@rworm are *:
Stevie McCabe
The Great Richini
Kevin Failure
Bree Frick

* NB Matt Horseshit also supplemented their number at their only live gig with the absence of Frick

Rag and bone man – 4 demo mixes

Music underlay: Dragan Stojanonic/Doodlebugs
Lyrics, vocals. misc overdubs: Steivie McCabe

MIX 0

MIX 2

MIX 2a – phased

MIX 3

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#LYRICS – RAG AND BONE MAN

When we met i was a rag and bone man
Then i met you
Now i”ve thrown away my rag, cos all i
Really need is you

Two faces could set me off
But I’m not that kinda guy
I think I come across that face before
But i don’t really know why

Please tell me i’m your rag and bone man
And i’ll be true
If you let me be your tag and bone man
i’ll be true to you – doo waah

So let me be your rag and bone man
I’ll let you bake in my stew
If you let me be your rag and bone man
I’ll never rag on you

Ah-ha, ah hah, ah ah i’ll never rag on you
ah hah, ah hah because you’re only sixteen
you know what i mean

So let me be your rag and bone man
I’ll take good care of you
If you let me be your rag and bone man
I’ll stay till morning’s due

(alarm clock & rooster + car starting)

Time pushes

Time pushes a cigatetttte through the bats of this cage
this goddam monkeyhouse we live in
stuopidly plundered the shinebo, looking fpr loose change
like i needed another hole in the head

can’t hold a candle without blowing it away
no-one can stand it,seems to me you lived your life
like a candle in the wind,
nevet knoing which way the wind blows
until its too late

too sensitive to smile, too evil to sneer
you’re undecided, now irs your turn to steer
god almighty, give me the strength to continue
do i amuse you, am i gonna have to take this gun, load it and put a bullet right in you?

its alright ladies i’m only messing wit yo
bur setiously i gor a cartridge here and i’m just about ready
to lock and load it into the breach my friend,
hit me one more time

Granny’s Armalite Rifle

Gimme the riff you know i’m mortally challenged
Headstrong by default, you kow i’m unbalanced
loves him, she loves him but just for a short while
let me tell you something rhat will make you smile

the cop shop ran out of donuts and they had to get cakes in
loves yo she loves you, yeah yeah teeth in the cup of has-beens
cop shop witness protection ran out of smokes
where have all the good folks gone, or are we just out of folks

Loved him for a short while then i ran out of reason
time of the century to turn out the season
sits on the toilet like a girl, well why shouldn’t he
he was only 16 when he got his pudding plonked to the nth degree

only 16, you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off
not the whole fucking 9 yards, Rimsky-Korsakov
Don’t bring me down. don’t you ever call my name
i ‘ll be wincing in heaven forever when i die, in shame

No-one wants to hear your blues

Clipping the ticket at every opportunity
Never leaving a space for operative unity
never mind the ballots heres the system, you’ve swallowed it
hook, line and sinker, just for the hell of it

its a helluva time to be raising a brat
Glad i’m not a part of thar, wouldn’t wanna touch that
Welcome to the world, eve of destruction
Won’t you come on in, I can’t offer you nix but distaction

tell me over and over/////
how much it sucks
to be in your shoes
how many more times doihave to tell you
no-one wants to hear about your motherfuckin blues

Every tie you open your mouth
I see a little more sick in it
an open cavity stinking of gin
frankly i find it sickening

tomboy rumours send heavens abound
heavens to betsy, you’ve heard the rumours
you saw the results from the ultrasound
For fucks sake, you haven’t got a tumor

 

Seed Science

Steve McCabe says …
Look out any window baby
I’ll show you some seeds
these are our seediest days
O yes indeed

mmm yes window dresser baby
keira knightley all dressed in tweed
your hee-haw shoes have gone to seed
join your fellow man in the navy

comin down fast so don’t let me break you
at least till i get some third party insurance

gonna take a lotta love to make you happy
baby – forget obamacare, here’s your insurance

I got a package that will fulfill your needs
i got what you want, a package full of seeds

SeedScience, its not rocket science
come onbaby its time to eat
Dazed andconfused with your white zone science
bothered and puzzled that you hte your coral reef!

Seed Science, it aint rocket science
everyoe needs some skin inthat game
ca’t help it, the girl can’t help it
can i get a witness cos i’m going insane

goodbye stranger
so long to your white shoes
you never lose
say goodbye
to the cut you’ll never lose
goodbe stranger now thar love is in the news

New Video: Human Cannibal

First cut of video/recording of song Human Cannibal,
written and performed by Dragan and Steve in 2016.

Human cannibal

I shoot my mouth off in the spring
Like a Human cannonball
I eat my greens and Browns and pinks
I’m a human cannibal

Don’t lecture me about my diet
Unless u want to cause me grief
If you would like to cause a riot
Instead of people give me beef

I can barely hold my piece
But I’ll greet you with a smile
I’m a human cannibal
Part man, part beast, part crocodile

aftermath – the lion or the lemon

kinda kinky spooling off the knife wizard
night crawler flow painting sealed with a kiss
pointing straight at you
male in attitude refuse to lose
hot dog giggety
get the pitch up
no higgledy piggety
hotch splotch the lion or the lemon
pigeon-toed retard sucking on a lemon
frigid goose honking on its own entrails
prima ballerina thats what drives up the sales
huge ass honky spelling my name
all in capitals, capital letters that is
gee whiz what a swizz
the nineties are over
hotel obama
because we care